My wife’s business has a customer whose name is Lincoln. That’s funny because he lives in Lincoln. If I knew two Lincolns, and one lived in Omaha, I would call this one the Lincoln Lincoln.

If he drove a certain kind of car, I would say, “Look, there is the Lincoln Lincoln’s Lincoln.”

If his car had a website and went viral, Lincoln Lincoln could put a link to it on his LinkedIn Profile. Then I would say, “Lincoln Lincoln’s Lincoln is linked in Lincoln Lincoln’s LinkedIn page.”